Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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