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  • 61 31
    Submitted by Vulpus on May 17, 11 at 2:09pm
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    Doesn't matter what you say, its how you say it. I recommend "with his dick in your mouth."

  • 63 50
    Submitted by gjzk on May 17, 11 at 1:40pm
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    Say I'm a whore and I can't help it

  • 48 37
    Submitted by Artisan_Devil on May 17, 11 at 2:09pm
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    All he'll hear is: "I'm a whore blah blah, suck your dick to make it up to you blah blah blah."

  • 44 36
    Submitted by thatgirlsarah on May 18, 11 at 2:14am
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    Doesn't Hallmark make a card for that?

  • 43 34
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on May 17, 11 at 2:35pm
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    Can we still be boyfriends?

  • 33 24
    Submitted by softball22 on May 17, 11 at 2:41pm
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    if they were twins, you could say: but babe, it was dark and i though it was you. (:

  • 42 42
    Submitted by mccheesy on May 17, 11 at 1:56pm
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    you fell asleep and i was so hurt, that your brother had to comfort me

  • 21 17
    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Sep 17, 11 at 9:56pm
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    I'm a slut

  • 22 20
    Submitted by keelysiobhan on May 20, 11 at 2:26am
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    This definitely happened to me but it was my best friend not my boyfriend. lol whoops

  • 28 38
    Submitted by blissfulbee on May 18, 11 at 5:30am
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    Story of my life haha.

  • 21 32
    Submitted by jizzinyourtaco69 on May 17, 11 at 10:29pm
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    Lol ^