Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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