i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i think my mom watched the whole time
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm at about main and main street
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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