i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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