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  • 89 65
    Submitted by DaniLouise13 on Sep 22, 11 at 12:53pm

    And like land mines, the shit hits the fan if you accidentally step on them.

  • 76 41
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Sep 22, 11 at 1:04pm

    I've witnessed a birth, and I'm pretty sure a landmine would be easier on the lady's personal parts than a baby busting out of there.

  • 64 52
    Submitted by getoutofhere on Sep 22, 11 at 12:24pm

    Wait til you find out about the one in your belly

  • 56 46
    Submitted by OrgasmicDucky on Sep 22, 11 at 9:08pm

    Screaming land mines of pure pooping diapers

  • 54 51
    Submitted by mastermonkmail on Sep 23, 11 at 1:10am

    Well better start tossing rocks!

  • 60 63
    Submitted by TaterTotDish on Sep 22, 11 at 2:27pm

    Sounds like someones period is late!

  • 51 49
    Submitted by elapid on Sep 22, 11 at 4:36pm

    How I Met Your Mother, Episode 1. Not so original.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by firstfirst on Sep 22, 11 at 12:19pm

    First

  • 40 47
    Submitted by TaterTotDish on Sep 23, 11 at 1:16am

    Sounds like someones later for their period!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Sep 23, 11 at 5:42pm

    Sounds like you're looking for a staircase.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 22, 11 at 4:24pm

    Yeah, EXACTLY like fucking land mines!

  • 28 38
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 4, 12 at 7:55am

    How do you think their mothers feel?