You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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