i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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