And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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