He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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