These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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