im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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