why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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