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  • Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 9, 10 at 4:24pm

    Maybe you still had a thing or two to learn!!! Obviously!!!

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 9, 10 at 4:27pm

    How else are you supposed to be educated? Sounds like on-the-job training.

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      Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 9, 10 at 9:43pm

      I hope he got paid overtime.

  • Submitted by swarley308 on Apr 9, 10 at 4:43pm

    Maybe you were doing them wrong. Or at least not good enough

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    Submitted by brottanyyyraee on Apr 10, 10 at 8:33am

    It's better to get taugt than get a rep for a bad lay.

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    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 10, 10 at 5:41am

    Eek sounds either like fun or fucked up

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    Submitted by lyndsienergy on Apr 9, 10 at 10:01pm

    Maybe you need practice, you shouldn't have to be taught how to do it!

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    Submitted by Lauren_FTW on Apr 10, 10 at 5:20am

    Um, sex ed teachers don't actually teach about techniques. And it's better that he teaches you now so you won't be such a terrible lay in the future.

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    Submitted by buberto on Apr 10, 10 at 4:12pm

    A cadaver is probably a better lay than you. ungrateful bitch.

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      Submitted by marie_55 on Apr 30, 10 at 12:36am

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Too bad I'm an AWESOME lay! It wasn't my fault he was 12 years older than me and had a small dick. He couldn't handle this.

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        Submitted by IAmBrony on Jan 14, 13 at 9:36pm

        Yeah, people that are terribly unskilled are always aware of it and honest about it!\n\nThe first sign that you can't hack it is that people are correcting you. And, instead of taking the hint, you decided to continue being awful.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 11:12pm

    How old is she because I got a huge dick

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      Submitted by marie_55 on Apr 30, 10 at 12:40am

      that's what they all say.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 11:05pm

    That's how u do it, son

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    Submitted by ItsB on Apr 9, 10 at 5:21pm

    OC REPRESENT!

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    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 10, 10 at 5:58am

    I hope he was at least worth it.

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      Submitted by marie_55 on Apr 30, 10 at 12:37am

      Definitely wasn't. Small dicks are never worth it.

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    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:55pm

    Ya then I told her fuck like the whore you are

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 4:29pm

    First 399

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      Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 9, 10 at 9:42pm

      $3.99? Is that how cheep you are?

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    Submitted by vec on Apr 9, 10 at 8:31pm

    This text was funny when I read it last month