doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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