just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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