he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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