Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
that's an acceptable place to lick
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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