please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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