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  • Submitted by jcogsdil21 on Sep 3, 10 at 3:00pm

    Seriously? Are we just going to quote "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" and send them in as texts? So lame. . . BTW the next line is, "We can try"

    • 68 69
      Submitted by nosilla on Sep 3, 10 at 10:06pm

      Amen! What is worse is they think no one will catch it.

  • 73 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 1:44pm

    If your talking about a train then yeah

  • 88 82
    Submitted by tucsanmandic on Sep 3, 10 at 10:44pm

    Why not? It's easy access!

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 5:16pm

    Woah'!! Let me put that in my "note to self" sections hHa nice one stranger

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 3:54pm

    Isn't that the truth. Life is a bitch

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 7:36pm

    Shoot me that beeziez numba homie!

  • 78 83
    Submitted by HookerPunch on Sep 4, 10 at 12:33pm

    Um, yes we can.

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 12:10am

    Soundz like this guy and I think alike haha ur awesome

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 7:31pm

    This text speaks to me

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 7:35pm

    Stolen from I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 7:36pm

    I'm thinking we all could go after this bitch! Haha party!

  • 64 67
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 3, 10 at 2:22pm

    yes you can, she'll probably even let you run a train. choo choo

  • 76 92
    Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on Sep 3, 10 at 2:41pm

    Yes you can, it'll give her great esteem.

  • 72 85
    Submitted by MissPiercedXxX on Sep 3, 10 at 2:48pm

    But if you up that self esteem, you risk not getting to hit it again.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 7:28pm

    This quote is sooooo sick!! Imma use this haha

  • 66 76
    Submitted by nosilla on Sep 3, 10 at 10:04pm

    Amen! What is worse is they think no one will catch it.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 4:50pm

    Reverse psychology is the foundation of many a manwhore's strategy: claim to be self-sacrificing and/or whatever else it takes to occupy the (painful) moral high ground until you get what you want.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by PSUbrew on Sep 3, 10 at 9:02pm

    Ok Slingblade nice try

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 7:38pm

    Haha I love sluts

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 7:31pm

    This quote speaks to me

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 3:55pm

    What if it was a group of low self esteem girlz?! That would be one for everyone! Haha nice!

  • 66 84
    Submitted by sloandeepnlong on Sep 4, 10 at 3:12pm

    It's the 209, all the girls have low self esteem!

  • 73 98
    Submitted by colonel10 on Sep 3, 10 at 5:29pm

    nice loser...you stole this from Tucker Max.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 5:13pm

    That was... Very informative. Good to know

  • 61 80
    Submitted by 23114 on Sep 3, 10 at 8:12pm

    Yes! We! Can!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 7:37pm

    Yes we can

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 3:42pm

    Omg! This line is genius and sooo true!

  • 59 89
    Submitted by whattt on Sep 3, 10 at 5:15pm

    Dayum fo realz anonymous thatz on sum real shyt yo

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 3:40pm

    Dayum haha I don't give a fuk if this guy quotes your mom moaning n then sends it as a txt! This shit iz hella funny!

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 11:08pm

    That is so true!