im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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