what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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