he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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