i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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