half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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