Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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