Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize