Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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