i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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