maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You smell like stripper and shame
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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