why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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