WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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