Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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