How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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