Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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