i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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