You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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