dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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