Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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