I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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