You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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