hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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