No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Quick, to the slutcave!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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