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  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:36am

    does it look as big as it felt as he shoved it in your ass when you were younger?

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:13pm

    9:13, you sir, are that guy.

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:27pm

    I bet u liked that hot throbbing rod in all threee of ur holes didnt u?

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:13pm

    @ 11:44 - I think you are jealous that daddy isn't stuffing your ass anymore

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:44am

    11:36 your disgusting.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:11am

    MLIA > TFLN Is your life average?

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:17am

    I almost needed jeff to explain but I think I got it lol

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:50am

    no matter the age man's balls will always have wrinkles lol im gettin botox on mine, then a tattoo sayin "smooth as a baby's bottom"

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:41pm

    haha IS funny because his father is hagrid and towels are magical invisibility cloaks

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:04am

    Oh shit someone walked in and saw daddios wankie!

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:14pm

    Both 9:13s are retarded.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:01am

    What do you mean he doesn't "believe in" towels? Are you saying he thinks they are imaginary or don't exist ? That towels are like Santa and the Easter Bunny? I'm very confused.

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:22pm

    Did you see his big horse cock and hairy balls? Did it make you wet?

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:39pm

    how do you get your texts on here? i have tried sooo many times and they never show up :(

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:26am

    Did u help dry him off then?

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:26pm

    Damn! I bet your dad looks sexy in his birthday suit ;)

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:34pm

    sometimes at night i dont use towels

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:13pm

    I don't mean to be "that guy" but this is fake.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:35am

    so how was the package?

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:44pm

    9:39 I have sent in some crazy ass REAL texts and they don't show up some of the texts I receive are unbelievable. I don't get it, it can't be that they're not funny cuz some of the ones i sent in blow shit like this out of the water. Just keep trying I guess

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:20am

    Was he blow drying his balls

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:53pm

    this is retarded. retarded as "Lieutenant Dan Ice Cream".

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:41pm

    11:36 hahahhahahahahahhahaha

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:50am

    Apparently tlfn doesn't believe in funny texts anymore. Nice one guys. I hope your proud of yourselfs for letting stupid shit like this make it.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:09am

    "Air dry that shit let it air dry"

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:12am

    Ewww dangly daddy balls