I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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