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  I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.

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• That's far better than knocking up an entire sorority with the force of your dick.

  Submitted by brrrx on Nov 7, 10 at 11:03am

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• So you hit a building with your penis, causing it to crumble to the ground?

  Submitted by eveiw on Nov 7, 10 at 10:10am

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• I think the OP is confused on what "imperative" and "literally" mean. It's imperative that you find out what literally means, before you literally make people think you're a retard.

  Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Nov 8, 10 at 3:00am

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• I blame the shoddy construction. Not your dick. Sorry guy.

  Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Nov 7, 10 at 10:28am

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• I hope everyone was out of the house when you "literally" knocked it down.

  Submitted by pitotube on Nov 7, 10 at 1:42pm

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• Funny I live in Nassau county and I didn't hear anything about a building collapse. Maybe one of those sorority girls can define "literally" for you...

  Submitted by duchess9678 on Nov 7, 10 at 4:14pm

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  • maybe people from nassau county go to other colleges than ncc and hofstra

    Submitted by idgaf on Nov 7, 10 at 10:01pm

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• I think the OP is confused on what "imperative" and "literally" mean. It's imperative that you find out what literally means, before you literally make people think you're a retard.

  Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Nov 8, 10 at 3:00am

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• I think that 'imperative' means something other than what he thinks it means.

  Submitted by mad2physicist on Nov 7, 10 at 10:06pm

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• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 8, 10 at 1:14pm

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• House of cards

  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 7, 10 at 3:12pm

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• Give this man a medal!

  Submitted by blargmeansno on Nov 7, 10 at 2:22pm

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• Viagra ??

  Submitted by CheezeDetector on Nov 7, 10 at 11:38am

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• sounds like my friend wes

  Submitted by apc700 on Nov 13, 10 at 11:00pm

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• first!!

  Submitted by Jordini on Nov 7, 10 at 10:11am

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