i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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