she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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