HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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