I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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