Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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