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  • 79 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:12pm

    "Do you have a cleaver, cuz I wanna pound ur pussy" works for me

  • 78 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:12am

    Grammar Nazi 101 ftl

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:04am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because normally she would be turned off by that lame pickup line but this time she was too intoxicated to care! -Jeff

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:06am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't use that line.

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:26am

    because your eyes were so bloodshot they looked like a roadmap of downtown.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:08am

    The rest of the line should be ...I'm lost in your eyes and want to get into your pussy

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:14pm

    Did u clean those jeans in windex cause I can see myself in them

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:36pm

    Not too drunk too care.. Too slutty.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:38pm

    this happened to me a couple of days ago!

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:02am

    And yet you still let him put it in your ass

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:10am

    You wanna know how I got this kickass car? -Bat man

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:18pm

    Stay classy, New Jersey.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:03am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:02pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME