if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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